Meet the Team

The Chief Editor

2019 marked the beginning of www.thepoojournal.com. It is an exciting time for the world at large. The co-chief editor and I are pleased to provide society with a wide range poo related topics. I have devoted my career to both experimental and theoretical studies of poo culture. Below I have included a selection of my experience in the poo industry:

Education

• PhD in Nutrition, thesis entitled: "Cultural Preferences of Fart Habits."
• DeVry University graduate 1970, 2.0 GPA.

Work Experience

• Butt wiper, Our Lady of Bad Gas Hospital, September 1984 - current. $17,000 per analum.
• Sommelier but for farts.
• Vienna orchestra trumpet farts.
• Intern at the farticle accelerator, CERN.

Hobbies

• Rollerskating.
• Dance clubbing.
• Composing musicals on the theremin.

— Peter Lipshits

The Co-Chief Editor

I came to a moment in my life when I had to ask myself, how can I save the world?

It was not until I met my colleague, the Chief editor of www.thepoojournal.com until I realised how important poo is to reaching this goal.

I come from humble beginnings despite my success. As the CEO and president of large New York founded fortune 500 company I could never turn my back on my upbringing in the West Virginia coal mines and the family of feral cats that I was reared by. The duality of my existence left me searching for something greater in life. I had no connection to spirituality. "What is the pure essence that makes me human and connects me to the universe!", I would ask myself. This existential funk lasted decades, nearly drove me to madness. My salvation did not come in the form of a holy man or a healer, but a professor from DeVry University. He showed me that poo is the glue that binds sentient life in the universe. He has filled my heart with poo. What they say about the Airedale Terrier is also very true of the chief editor of The Poo Journal:

Now I live in the editors basement and breath the gas of the word of poo. Don't let my spirituality fool you, our work is based in scientific fact. Very long days at the lab has rendered us myopic, but we smell beyond sight (our smell has become supernatural). Totally scientific and supernatural. This is why www.thepoojournal.com has not adopted the standard peer reviewed process, but the far superior Editor Review Process! Success!

Sure I used to have it all, I was the coolest dude on the beach. "Soak it in boys!", is what I would say! However, now I have greater personal success working with the Chief.

Now I know without a shred of doubt in my mind that I can save the world!

— Dr. Baby, MD.

Jean-Paul

I applied for this job by responding to an advertisement on an online classifieds website: www.fakejobs.com. My probation officer says that as long as I keep the job until the end of my probation I will be pardoned from my charge of throwing faeces at nuns. If not, I will be doing 20 years at San Quentin, Federal penitentiary.

If anyone is reading this, I require clean urine. Please find me on www.cleanurineseeker.com.