Volume 3

Welcome to TPJ Volume 3. We are pleased to provide this special issue on doggy doo-doo. Enjoy!

Poo Log #1: The Dog Shit Your Bed

I had a Shih Tzu when I was younger. My family left him home alone one day and we forgot to close the door in the kitchen leading to the bedrooms. When we came back home, we were surprised to find a poo log half the size of the dog itself right on my brothers bed. The dog literally could have shit anywhere else. He deliberately walked over to my brothers room, jumped on the bed and dropped a doggy doo-doo. Perhaps he wanted to display his turd to us as a sign of dominance or pride? Regardless, it was a total dick move.

Poo Log #2: Doo-doo doggy delivery

Dayve | BC | 2014

I had just moved to the mountains and as spring time rolled around, my mother though it well to pay me a visit. The only bathroom I had was an outhouse and my mom, being terribly afraid of confined space pooping, decided it would be best to drop one on the hill side. Like so many city folk she did not dig a hole or bury it; she just pooped alongside the hill as though it was just another flower. Twenty minutes or so later my dog comes running in the house excited about some new smell he found. The dog brought with him a huge mom poo log right in his mouth! IT WAS HUUUGE! We taught my mom to dig a hole for her giant poopies and bury it after that.