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Poo Log #1: Get Me Some Brexshit
Poo Log #1: Get Me Some Brexshit
The Duce of Turdsbury | London, United Kingdom | 2020
My bowel movements maintain a customary delay whenever I travel, holding dear to the remnants of my last supper - as it were. I left Canada for Europe in the evening and more than a full day since my last log I was only finally able to muster some sour grapes. I wish to condemn my overly patriotic intestines for believing the best waste is not made in haste.
* Editor's note: Here's a fun fact: bacteria in your gut are sensitive to changes in habitat, time zone shifts, and even the stress of travelling, which can cause 'vacation constipation'
Poo Log #2: Sniff Sniff Puke
Poo Log #2: Sniff Sniff Puke
Pete M | MB | 2020
Other than the rancid farts I was having all day long, it was a typical day. I was on my way to my girlfriend's. I arrived and said hello to her and my dog like usual. She had no idea what was coming her way. Her nostrils were about to receive a blast of putrid toxic waste like stench that would ruin/make her night. As I released my flatulence my girlfriend was next to me on the couch and she, of course, took a sniff. She then proceeded to the bathroom where she started throwing up. I have never personally made someone evacuate waste from their mouth hole so I was pretty proud of myself. She herself has never puked from a fart. Thus, the victory occurred and all was well in my butt-hole. It turned out I had a poo coming that was making the farts so smelly. The release was nice.
Poo Log #3: My youth
Poo Log #3: My youth
Jerry | East Berlin | 2011
A massive crunch! Clearly something that needs a history perhaps something that needs more? A new mathematical physics? A PHD (pretty huge dump) to teach us the origins simply put why god made us. A massive crunch she may have well yelled as she came back to our table, sorry she said, the hand dryer was broken. I knew we could never marry once she did that, she was now a liar. We dated for 23 months after that, my dumping of her was nothing to write about.
Poo Log #4: A HOTLINE SUBMISSION!
Poo Log #4: A HOTLINE SUBMISSION!
March 6, 2020
"You just stole 1 minute of my life and I want it back. What is this shit? Some kind of poo? Well, I have to go take a big poo. Kay bye."
Poo Log #5: A HOTLINE SUBMISSION!
Poo Log #5: A HOTLINE SUBMISSION!
March 13, 2020
"Ahh hello I tried to reach uncle opa for big stinky hairy poo-pee thank-you please ....."
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